Yay Guilt!
This movie reminds me of a post from Passive Aggressive Notes:

Pawsitively Perfect Pet Grooming and Reigning Cats and Dogs.

Trailer
Why not just watch the trailer over and over? It basically gives you the movie right there. And I bet more than 20% of the trailer consisted of cute-shots-of-dogs.

It's true
Cheryl Hines never looked better on Curb than this season. She was smokin'.

I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.

Any movie with Michael Vartan in it can't be deemed completely unwatchable.

Bitches?
Apparently the female contributors of the A.V. Club do not care about comedy albums.

I didn't realize it either! What a great movie… and it's always comforting to hear good things about one of your favorite actors (Jimmy Stewart).

I posted it twice just for you, Lincolns.

The Sports Section of the Onion News Network …
… as well as the rest of the Onion almost make me want to keep up with sports, just so I can get the jokes.

The Sports Section of the Onion News Network …
… as well as the rest of the Onion almost make me want to keep up with sports, just so I can get the jokes.

It may be difficult for you, but I really think this film gets better on repeated viewings.

I interpreted the movie as Tommy and Hedwig are the same person. I can think of at least one little visual clue prior to the car crash. I mean, if you listen to "Wicked Little Town" (Tommy's version) at the end of the film when he's singing it to Hedwig, the lyrics are all about the idea that there isn't a "second…

I'm not part of that 46%, but…
… it's really easy to fall into that trap. I have to actively tell myself to press "fast forward" whenever commercials come on. Also, it's harder when you're watching something with someone else, because commercials serve as good conversation time (I HATE talking when I'm watching…

Agreed. Great closing line. Also, who wants to hang out any other way with AV Club staff, honestly?

Halloween Inventory
Best movies based off of candy/sweets. The Gingerdead Man better be at the top.

Oh, you, Nathan Rabin!
I laughed out loud for approximately 4 minutes after reading this blurb and am still chuckling to myself. Well done, sir.

I not-so-patiently await when Richards' racist comments are brought to light on the show. THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT! If they don't, a little part of me will die.

I actually saw this when I had to babysit my nieces. I flipped out. But yeah, I read somewhere that those were his real daughters on the show, and they are huge Hannah Montana fans, which is why he decided to do it.

Somebody at the reading actually asked what he thought about the movie version of "Fever Pitch." He was actually very nice about it… you could kind of tell he didn't want to bad mouth the movie, so he just steered away from giving an opinion and talked about Red Sox fans and joked that maybe it was because of the…