Come back to San Francisco and kiss me, I've quit smoking. I miss doing the wild thing with you.

I've never forced a guy to go lingerie shopping with me. However, I've never dated a guy who would have found it intolerable. According to FloTV, wanting to see your girlfriend in lingerie is emasculating.

They should have made it an Autocompleteme gag. That's what I was waiting for.

Didn't see Invictus
but I'm shocked that Matt Damon didn't get a nod for best actor for The Informant! He was great.

White guilt
… takes the lead with four nominations in the best picture category!

Nine Stories
Nine Stories is one of my favorite books. Is there a more perfect short story than "A Perfect Day for Bananafish"? "De Daumier-Smith's Blue Period" is also fantastic.

Noah Baumbach? Although I'm skeptical of his newest film coming out with Ben Stiller.

67% of giant storks didn't pass their Statistics class in high school.

Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock n roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with diesel gas, love was a trucker's hand
Never stuck around long enough for a one night stand
Before you kiss me you should know
Papa was a rodeo…

Seeing them in a few weeks!
I'm seeing them for the first time live in a few weeks and listening to this album is getting me very excited!

Well, there goes my work day.

Too Drunk to Dream and California Girls are great songs, but overall I'm not the biggest Distortion fan. My complaint is pretty minor though… I just don't think Merritt's great, clever lyrics get enough attention on the album, and they are probably my favorite thing about this band.

Also, don't kill yourself, kid. You probably won't make it as an actor anyway.

Err… O Coco, My Coco?

Norm Madonald would be a good surprise guest
because he's a funny guy. He's a funny guy because he makes situations awkward.

Response
Noel, your post is basically a response to a conversation I was having with my friend the other day (you were listening in, weren't you?) Anyway, I was talking to her about how this past year seemed to be a year where the best movies were due to solid performances (e.g., An Education, Up in the Air) or simply…

@cameleopard

Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candle light. She picked me up and sat me on her knee and said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"

Christina Aguilera totally nailed Cattrall… metaphorically speaking.

Kim Cattrall with a british accent?
Classy, or silly?