Superior to Fred
In that I actually cracked a smile at the line "the 'in' teeth structure".

Homestar Runner was created in celebration of the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, where his creators were temporarily employed, so you can pretty much consider him an unofficial mascot, in retrospect.

I did a parody of Willy Wonka parodies, starring other Willy Wonka parodies.

So wait a minute
If pumpkins came from Death exploding and pumpkin seeds flying everywhere… then where did his wife get the pumpkin seed she fed to him?

I always thought it was funny that in Baum's preface he describes wanting to write a new fairy tale that leaves out the horror and nightmares of the ones he grew up with, and then presents us with a book with no fewer than 83 decapitations.
40 wolves - beheaded by Tin Woodsman
40 crows - heads twisted off by Scarecrow
bob…

Is that you, James? The only person I ever heard describe a movie as a 'great monster mash' before was the AVGN.

Pearl Forrester
Cladun?
Cladun?
Cladun!
CLADUN!
Oh god, you're KILLING me, Cladun!

Canceraidsfire? Is that YOU?

The Superman Exists
…and he's American.

Some love for the production design
Gleep-Glop the bartender robot, the Schroeder's-piano-faced musician alien, and the quasi-Spumco dancing sun and cloud. No matter how hideously banal it tried to be, Mr. Show was never anything less than original.

In all seriousness, the Other M is in fact Melissa.

176-167 is my favorite, that goofy prune addict. He once went to college to learn three million ways to painlessly starve to death. Then forgot them all.

Challenge: MY cat is better than a dog because she watches intently whenever I play Paper Mario. When something awesome happens, she looks back at me with a "did you fuckin' see that!" expression before turning back. She never bats at the characters or anything; it looks, for all the world, like she's genuinely…

Which is more toxic: Cadmium laced Shrek cups, or Cagney & Lacey Shrek Cups?

Gitchy gitchy ya ya, ta ta
Gitchy gitchy ya ya here
Mocha chocolata, ya ya
CREOLE LADY CENTIPOD!

Kevin: OK, everybody Shia! Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!
Bill: Nononononononononono!
Mike: Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey!
All: Whoaheynonoheyheyheywhoawhoawhoaheynonononobaybaybaybayhebhebhebhebahpahpahpahphaaah!

Unfortunately, there have been "Terrorcons" for over 20 years; they turned into monsters, like two-headed dragons and landsharks. Nothing wrong with that, which is why I'm sure they're going to actually use your idea, since there's actually something wrong with it.

Prince of Thieves can never be topped for one reason: Mike McShane, uncontested king of Whose Line Is It Anyway?, as Friar Tuck. Small role for a big man, but he needed more exposure and got it.

Agreeing with Peon about Grinny— why is there no movie of this yet? Oh, yeah, because every single word is a fuel rod of pure Nightmarium-235! Hey, kids, let's go see the movie about the EVIL GRANDMOTHER WHO'S ACTUALLY AN ALIEN FLASHLIGHT.

I'munna FACE yo' FACE in the FACE-FACE!