Besides, anyone who'd ever read the books knows the real sexual tension is between Alice and the White Knight, alias Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

At least he died doing what he loved.
Massive amounts of drugs.

If there's ever an animated Achewood, ZMF should be the voice of Roast Beef.

There is, of course, an episode in which a giant Pee-Wee Herman is unleashed upon the city, flower-squirting and joy-buzzing everything in his path, and Mighty Mouse exclaims "I've been waiting all season to do this!" as he punches him out.

Loki would have been an improvement
The Hungry Hungry Hippos' names are Sweetie Potamus, Veggie Potamus, Picky Potamus and Bottomless Potamus.

- is totally Al himself. Hi, Al!

Penn Jillette wrote a really neat short story called "A Message To The President" which was about living in a shelter after a nuclear war. The main characters of the story spend the second half digging their way into another shelter, wherein they meet the President. Paraphrased, the conversation went something like…

Excuse me. I believe they are called PUMAS, thank you very much.

"Why must I be molested by these sea urchins!?"

My gateway to ska:
Look up any band ever mentioned in an Evan Dorkin comic book.

So a hipster walks into a bar.

So you know that old joke about using buttered toast attached to the cat's back to generate antigravity? One day I tried it, I made some toast and tied it to my cat Goldie's back.
I dropped her, and the toast slipped around to the bottom and hit the ground just as she did. So, on the second try, I hot-glued the toast…

nana nana
nana nana
LEONARD BERENSTEIN

If the neighbors on the other side of the house are koalas, we can get into the bear/not a bear/all you black people are related, right? kind of jokes.

Show some love for Roc
Since all the other 90s Fox shows are coming back, I'm sure Roc is right around the corner, right after Martin, Living Single, Babes, Drexel's Class, and The Simpsons When It Was Good.

Actually, in practice, it's kinky and creepy for women, but perverted and empowering for men. Which is the basic appeal for both.

And in a similar vein…

Maybe I'm weird
…but I actually like when someone is so overcome by emotional denial that they drop to their knees, throw their head back and bellow "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I've seen at least two things in which the detective acknowledges the Parlor Scene. Around the beginning of the Fables comic series, and just recently in the new Professor Layton game for the DS, the detective says something along the lines of "This is the whole reason you become a detective in the first place— you're…

Every puzzle has a solution.
The action of the two Professor Layton games could be replicated on cocktail napkins, and yet this series is one of the finest and most enjoyable experiences of my entire gaming career from 1987 onward. How can this be?