On the topic of sounds, how about the code for death at the wheel?
*CRASH* = He'll be all right, maybe some stitches.
*CRASH, HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK* Get the meat wagon.

The fourth one is the only one I don't find hot.

When are we going to move forward into the CD ski i i i i i i i

"gadgets whose many uses make iPhones look like abacuses"
If they're not called Thneeds, someone completely dropped the ball.

Joel is a stand-up comic; Mike is an actor. Both of them bring something different to the show. I'm one of the seemingly few people who likes Mike's riffing better, but for the record I actually preferred the character of Joel Robinson, yet not the performance of Joel Hodgson.

Kurt Loder, discussing the never-released follow-up to the Banana Splits' first album, Long Live Love.

This. Love love love Pinkerton. It was at this point that Weezer came closest to being the Mirror Mirror reversal of TMBG— "sad but funny" as opposed to "funny but sad". It was so disappointing to see their comeback basically summed up as "I guess things are OK after all as long as there's drugs to keep us happy!"

The dead one never met Dixie. The first one is still alive, and that's all he's really remembered for, so I'm sure he'd be happy to come back: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

REAL Princess.

Okay, Weaver. You can hold on to your red snapper… or you can go for what's in the box that Edo-san is bringing down the aisle!

One person actually, seriously suggested that you could retain the gameplay without offending anyone by changing it to "Velcro Princess".

Total agreement with Teadoust, too. Not everyone has had their minds made up to see a movie beforehand and only read reviews to find out whether it's a good example of the genre that they've already seen a billion times because they get paid to because they're movie critics too. "Grading by genre" is a very easy…

G-Force is probably cute to people who've never owned actual guinea pigs. To me it's horrifying uncanny valley shit.

Aw, shut yer hole, grandad! I'mma go steal some of Old Man Yeams's apples!

The problem with letter grades
As cloyingly pwecious as this movie may be, I sincerely doubt it's actually more painful to watch than G-Force.

They'll run ANYTHING that's cheap and masturbatory and uses in-house talent. Which this wasn't, so down it goes.

I don't wanna die.

Not in the recent movie, which I'm all too certain that Hong Kong Phooey will be modeled after, in the Hollywood tradition of repeating the incorrect action until it becomes standard procedure. Hong Kong Phooey will likely be a repurposed script for Air Bud XI: Neuter The Dragon.

Nice to have you with us, Grouchy Smurf.

I was delighted to see him as a young Dan Conner in a flashback episode of Roseanne. He even did a passable Goodman voice.