Yes, anytime one doesn't react with wild praise of something or someone that must mean they are jealous of said thing or person. Well done.

No, the inability to have an opinion beyond the say of the comment board makes you a loser. The AV Club has to be the greatest example of groupthink of any online publication's comment board, anywhere.

In some alternate dimension where a grimy street hustler looks and sounds like a man in drag with a southern accent, or a nerdish college grad (or a bookish embezzler, or an eager hippy reporter, or…)

Huh. So take one character and just paste his name in other movies. Interesting concept.

He looks alright for fighting, though.

No, it was because I brought up how the AV licks Michael Schur's balls, and probably has some financial/favors arrangement to keep them handing out their review bouquets.

His jokes are bad, he's not funny. Don't you hate it when the obvious trumps the hype?

If up or down votes on this board had any more value than multiplying zeroes, I might be worried.

It's fun having a mind of one's own on the AV. The little loser herd just can't handle it.

Ya did, ya little mob mentality internet nothing? Garsh, yer funny!

Being a sheep conformist is exhilirating
(and I appear to have to caught on to the payola system at the AV. Thank God for censorship).

Yeah, Tootsie was so reminiscent of Ratso Rizzo, who in turn reminded you of Benjamin from the Graduate. Good call.

Maybe your downvotes will make Samberg funny. If so, for God's sake, keep at it.

Why? I don't have a stake in the show. Try again, Alien professional unpaid commentator
(There you go. Nice edit).

Samberg is shit; I don't care what twenty-something, hipster identification issues you all have with him to excuse his remedial comedy. If that makes me a target, so be it.

Didn't they do "Till I hear it from you?" No, wait, that's the Gin Blossoms. Fuck it.

You mean were they in Money Train together? Yes, I already referenced that.

Don't think so

A Norman Mailer quote? Wow, AV critics have actually read a book or two.

Poor little bastard. It's like having a disease that makes you look like Mitch McConnell.