Uh, no.

How about a more truthful column title: "TV: Not Watchable."

Cool guy. Like a poor man's Cumberbatch, but enjoyable. Hope he doesn't have to do Loki forever.

Fucking laser cats? Punching people in the face and Mickey Rourke's old 'dick in the box' routine?  His uncle's Mike Ovitz, has to be.

Yeah, it's called viewer identification. Take a class in screenwriting and learn about it sometime.

De Niro's gambler slightly more idealistic than Liotta's Henry Hill, who's just a coked-out scumbag, so I take Casino.

Like Chris Rock said, only black films have names based on places ("Barbershop," "Barbeque," etc.).

The current Mojo magazine with Johnny Cash on the cover deals mainly with his Rick Rubin recordings, but also his remembrances of the legendary Sun Studios in Memphis, where he recorded with Elvis, Jerry Lee and the bunch, and the sure precursor of Studio B.

Tit-for-tat after all your stalking me around for my Spiegelman and Chris Brown posts. Enjoy.

Oh, so you're a wannabe food blog writer. That explains things. Keep at it, Lurky. Someday it might happen.

'Small but devoted' on this website, maybe. To the world at large his sucktitude is quite evident.

Yeah, and the Nobel is the same as a Mcdonald's  free 'scratch-and-win fires. Good analogy.

So overrated. True West was great, but how many plays about dysfunctional families in the desert can one guy write?

Shhh! You're not supposed to undermine the Samberg gravy train. Just ignore the evidence and say he's hilarious.

@EvelKareebel:disqus Will that statement make the film any less dry and lifeless?

Oldman in Tinker was like watching paint dry. The most exciting thing he did was have a breath mint. You wanted to hold a mirror up to his mouth to check if he was still breathing (and of course here come the 'then go watch your Michael Bay 'explosions every second' movies, because that's the only other kind of movie…

He stole his DNA from Gary Oldman, who at least used to be the best until lapses like Tinker Tailor.

Did this article actually call 'born in a mansion/Degrassi high alum' Drake an 'everyman'?  Glad to know O'Neal isn't the only AV writer with an incredible wit.

A better reply would have been 'they chose it because Keith thought the title was 'they shoot horse, don't they?', but yours is good enough for AV.

Interesting trivia note: the Stones rehearsed on the Horses soundstage for their winter '69 'Altamont' tour. Bad vibes start somewhere,