Hey, Charley One-Eye Chickenshit, I live in NM. If you're such a fan of BB, why not come down here and I'll give you a personal tour. Just tell me when you're getting into Albuquerque; you'll get to see how much life imitates fiction.

Sigh. By "perhaps," I was merely suggesting it was in the realm of possibility. The white person might dislike appearing on talk shows; he might have some personal grudge against the host for some past slight; or, he may indeed dislike that the host is a person of color. It certainly can't be discounted from…

Perhaps.

Nothing in this movie was that memorable, except for introducing that guy who plays Agent Coulson and his breathless, earnest way of speaking that we'll have to endure for the next few decades.

You got seven likes for that, Buzz. Another artistic mountain climbed. My God, I admire you. Well done. A life lived.

But Charley One-Eye and E. Buzz Miller, don't you see?

That's some convoluted scenario of your own, nothing to do with what I suggested.

Just the standoffish smile to Strombo's catering demeanor.

I like the part where's he stuck in London at the end as reward for saving the President's daughter.

I think you're looking for the AARP Club.

Tallest actor to play Bond, strangely enough.

I think he's a bit racist against white people. His recent interview with Stroumbopolous seemed full of cold derision.

Val Kilmer was the best, simply because you want an actor with the most distinctive mouth in Hollywood to play a superhero whose secret identity is contingent on that particular feature.

Yeah, next some hipster's going to really take the heat by announcing he dislikes That's Amore.

Okay, you're a prude.

The Fog is Adrien Barbeau screaming into a radio and some spooky knocks. C'mon…

An essay-length reply to a throwaway comment on an internet comment board: only on the AV.

It's all probably quite theoretical to someone calling himself 'El Asso Wipo.'

Yeah, the U2 hate totally makes sense.

There roles were reversed at the last minute, actually.