How does drilling to the center of the earth stop an asteroid? Does everyone move to China?

Thomas Jefferson Meets The Wolfman

Thomas Jefferson Meets The Wolfman

In the episode when Zorak started quoting the opening of "Draw Your Breaks" from the Harder They Come soundtrack -'farer-den-payaka, manatil, and den go sock-a'- I knew this show was something special.

In the episode when Zorak started quoting the opening of "Draw Your Breaks" from the Harder They Come soundtrack -'farer-den-payaka, manatil, and den go sock-a'- I knew this show was something special.

How come people have to play musical avatars before confronting me?

How come people have to play musical avatars before confronting me?

Is this guy's aunt an editor or something? Such a mediocre column (and his little bubble lip speech impediment on tv makes you want to smack him in the face).

Is this guy's aunt an editor or something? Such a mediocre column (and his little bubble lip speech impediment on tv makes you want to smack him in the face).

Youse all really, really young.

Youse all really, really young.

"But those angelic Hamas can read any of my books they like, particularly when their slashing a Jew's throat or detonating themselves in a crowded market."

"But those angelic Hamas can read any of my books they like, particularly when their slashing a Jew's throat or detonating themselves in a crowded market."

In terms of art critics, glad Robert Hughes still around. Check out his "Nothing If Not Critical," a great collection of essays on art from the middle ages to 80's New York.

In terms of art critics, glad Robert Hughes still around. Check out his "Nothing If Not Critical," a great collection of essays on art from the middle ages to 80's New York.

Just a creepy, creepy face, perfect for B-grade horror.

Just a creepy, creepy face, perfect for B-grade horror.

Just think, if someone had just shot John before 1968 we never would have heard about her.

Just think, if someone had just shot John before 1968 we never would have heard about her.

"Eets about Jesus as a detective stroogling wit hees alkehol und cocaine addiction, who bee-cooms sexually obsessed with Mery Magdaleen, who ties up her lovers bee-for stabbing dem wit an ice pick. Eet ees a ooniversal story."