Why not Christopher Lambert? The Highlander connection, etc. Missed opportunity.

Zeppelin was Tenacious D without getting the joke.

That's because since childhood you've been living the 'sad asshole' version of Bruce Willis' character in the Sixth Sense, lobsters.

HERE'S THE BEST CARLIN EVER:

It's fucking great. Scary Kong destroying the shit out of the village wall and Bridges' line about "you took the magic from their lives. In a year this'll be an island of drunks" sums up five hundred years of colonialism.

Movie itself was pretty good though. Jessica Lange way hotter than a goofy Naomi Watts.

For an average stand-up who stole Lenny Bruce's act after he died, Carlin had his moments.

It's true. And BET is a channel with black music.

Diary of the Dead did this same approach, yet was panned. Romero such an underrated innovator.

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Uh, if it's equally shitty, and he's claiming Canadian moral superiority, yes I can.

Dolphin Tale was quite charming.

Yeah, the way you guys go after your native population is really an example of moral superiority. Dicks.

Head in an unmade bed…Suzanne…some other women I fucked…found Buddhism….Zzzzzzzz……

Jews. Yay.
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Hey, at least Carrie doesn't play music on it!

SHOW SOME RESPECT, ASSHOLES. DEATH OF A TRUE LEGEND.

Truly shitty. Don't post this tonight - you'll jinx the Key & Peele premiere.

Great to see these guys emerge from the fallout of MadTV into a good sketch show

Saw him open for Tommy Chong in Vegas about ten years ago. Always fun. Think I'll watch Burglar again for his sidekick role where he tells Mike Nesmith he looks like Elvis ("but not the pilled-up, all fat one").

And totally inert, like the actress herself.