I don't know how complaining about the intelligence of gardening tools is going to maintain Nikki's street cred.

Raphael Saadiq's Stone Rollin' and the Stones expanded Some Girls reissue, along with some great Jimmy Cliff and mid-70's James Brown found in the $5.00 bin at Hasting's, was all I needed (who needs this overprocessed, constipated new stuff?)

He attacks them with those gold teeth like Jaws in the Bond movies.

No, just colonially paternalistic.

Reading the Herge biography. His idol is pro-fascist and he pretty much goes the same route. Run, Snowy!

Zombie Hulk might bite his head off again.

Yeah, the trade paperback shall revive all good things in time. The Defenders looks good too (might actually make Dr. Strange non-boring).

Alright! So the studio assistant who wrote Juno should be getting her props sometime in 2070!

The gritty 50's rock songs that inspired him to write Ebony & Ivory, Silly Love Songs, and Wonderful Christmastime.

Yes, that one line really refutes King's endless stream of lazy, cartoonish books.

People in suits being very dour…collapsing labrythine architecture…sigh, it's Nolan time again….

Yeah, one who knew how shuffle horrible scenes whatever the length.

"Much, much better film?" Kevin Spacey ridiculously chasing everyone with a gun and fucking Charlie Day doing his spluttering Sunny routine into the ground? Wiig's airline routine in Bridesmaids topped everything in Bosses put together.

Fuck Poeheler and her "I just invented comedy" gaze at the crowd after every line. At least Wiig puts some effort into it.

King just wishes any of his pulpy diarrhetic output had the incisiveness, wit, and emotion of the worst episode of a Zone.

It plays on TBS every other night. He's probably right.

Been with ya since the pre-implant Savage Steve Holland movies, Jer. Keep on truckin'.

Yeah, is same movie. Weird.