"Where is your mother…where is your father…last piece of meat eaten by the soldiers that raped her." Really it's just sad and sympathetic to the South American situation, Mick gleaning something from the Bianca years other than alimony expenses.

"Nothing from nothing, gotta have something, if you want to be with me motherfucka" (Eddie Murphy, Raw).

Lou did Lulu, and we all lose.

Yes, their's is the version that deserves the praise.

"D'yer Maker" is the doo-wop chord pattern repeated like a fucking xerox machine while Plant rhymes "Oh" and "so" while thinking about lunch. You bet Tom Petty farts better than that.

Which was in '74, right.

Well, sure, to a twisted fuck like you, of course it's terrible.

Who did the heavy grinding version of it some years ago? The Buzzcocks? That's the definitive version.

But she knocked him off of his feet.

What does that have to do with the music? They ain't for emo ninnies or fat feel-good strummers playing at the Starbucks open-mic, true.

ER is lean and mean, though. Send It To Me, Let Me Go, title track, She's So Cold, solid Keef number. The Stones inventing the Go-Go's.

It's good basic cable runs Scorsese movies pretty regularly; a steady conduit to solid Stones.

Please, don't compare the genuinely rousing Start Me Up (albeit diluted from radio overplay) to another mindlessly-repetitive Zep tune like D'yer Maker.

Ronnie's pulse guitar on Shattered and pedal steel on Faraway Eyes and She's So Cold are pretty inventive.  And Keef never got into freebase, that was Ronnie's own pursuit….

Tell it to his three hundred South American bastard children.

They did ("Rough Justice," "Flip The Switch," "Sparks Will Fly") and they sound as empty as those other bands.

That's true. Zep also did emotionally-fraudulent ballads (Plant orgasming himself on "Going To California," etc.) and mindlessly repeating folk instrumentals.

Considering the royalties he made off their cover, doubtful he's crying
(unlike artists covered and swindled by a certain other band "ahem").

Your personality's probably pretty 'meh' as well.

There's a call for him, too.