This is how I feel about the New England Patriots logos in Super Castlevania IV.

Two beast, 61 shrines, close to 100 hours. Riding my horse around, farming dragon scales, and dyeing my armor is too fun.

Diddy Kong's Peanut Pop Guns Training.

It's not "What's the name of the game Rick?" "Cut throat." from The Last Waltz.

Is it actually possible to get past Yosemite Sam? Second grade Diet Kloster Wallace needs to know.

It really was great. I'm hoping that Nintendo brings that back with JoyCons as an optional control scheme for something.

Ugh, that's fair.

Those are all terrible but nothing will ever be as bad as the phrase "butthurt." Just typing that out made me feel like a terrible person.

I tried so hard to read the first book of the space trilogy when I was a kid, but could never get past the first few chapters. Your description of the last book makes me want to give it another go.

That's kind of weird considering that Christopher was in the RAF.

In a movie full of hatchet jobs, I think the worst might be Denethor.

There's a shot at one point where Grumpy is playing the organ, and he's using his butt cheeks to play peddles built into his seat, and to my mind, it constitutes the greatest frames of animation of all time.

I had a programming languages text book written in comic sans when I was in college, and let me tell you, the number of hours I had to spend immersed in it were torture.

I thought the Scots hated Braveheart for the portrayal of Robert the Bruce? It basically portrayed their George Washington as a part-time Benedict Arnold.

My dad has a first edition hard cover of The Father Christmas Letters that is beyond lovely. I hope my Dad lives in good health for a very long time, but when he does pass on, my siblings best know that the Letters are mine and mine alone.

Fuck.

And, like, an entire hospital.

I've been collecting armor sets like a mad man. I've never felt the urge to play dress-up in a video game before, but I love creating different outfits, selecting aesthetically pleasing weapons and fighting styles to match, etc.

I have a friend who really loves watching fighting game tournaments, and I have to say, the play-by-play announcers are just absolutely terrible. I don't understand how anyone can tolerate listening to them.

I'm about 80 hours into Breath of the Wild, and it's the first time I've ever put this much time into a game since at least high school. I've only done two of the Divine Beasts, and I still have three Sheikah towers/map areas to unlock. I started very leisurely, then started moving too fast and wanted to slow…