Is every article now a Star Wars article brought to you by Duracell? I thought we left that nightmare behind us.

Blasphemy.

I've been having a hard time playing video games lately - work takes all of my time, I'm trying to buy a house, etc., and I find that video games require a commitment of emotional energy I'm unwilling to muster. I have to be willing to devote at least an hour to playtime, or else it doesn't seem worth it, but losing…

Probably "Christian Brothers," but I will accept "Coming Up Roses."

I did not know that the spoiler tag existed, so thank you for that. Also, at first I thought that those were an hml5 thing and not a disqus thing, and it briefly blew my mind.

The first couple deaths were mostly from not getting used to how the combat works (someone hits you with a flaming branch you instantly die). The next few were just from not paying attention and walking straight off of high places.

I just picked this game up for Wii U last night. I only played for an hour because I'm addicted to Celtics basketball and that takes precedence (SUCK IT GOLDEN STATE), but in that hour I've managed to fail a lot

Make sure you have the Silver Gauntlets before you do this. Otherwise, you won't be able to move the truck and you'll miss your chance at snagging Mew.

I hate how the orcs say that "meat is back on the menu." Is there a secret Applebee's hidden away in Isengard?

However, if Aragorn had been the best of wolves, Sauron would have gotten his ass kicked.

It makes way more sense in the book. All of Rohan was at war, and there were other battles going on besides just the siege of Helm's Deep — part of why this is unclear is that the movies conflate Eomer, Erkenbrand, and Elfhelm all into the same character. Also, book Aragorn convinces Theoden to flee to Helm's Deep…

Nebraska is my favorite.

This is actually my least favorite Velvet Underground album (not counting Squeeze). The only songs on it I really like are Heroin and Sunday Morning. But I freaking love their other three albums.

Gah, a pox on people who fucking move and ask truck people to move them in exchange for beer and pizza. If I ever get rid of my drums and kayak, I'm getting the smallest car I can.

But did he have that Barton Fink feeling?

Mothra cannot appear unless two diminutive Asian ladies sing to her in harmony,

The only exception is for men in their 80s. Usually, not only is the brim unfolded, but the hat is not actually worn so much as it hovers on a narrow curtain of air just above the head.

"You know what, Wyatt? Remember what I said about dying people seeing a white light? It ain't true! I can't see a damn thing!"

I guess this means Michael Biehn is next.

Don't diss Devil Dinosaur!