I haven't listened to any of these yet, but clearly y'all are wrong and there's no way these are actually better.

I know a guy who smears ketchup down the length of bunless hot dogs, jabs them with a fork, and eats them like a popsicle. Once the weiner has left his plate, it never returns. He holds it, hovering in the air, dripping with Heinz, while he talks to people in between bites. It is absolutely vile.

Are you implying that Deborah Harry was never cool?

By the many moons of Munniport-forwarding!

Like there's a difference!

I'm picturing Bernie hiding behind a curtain like Claudius while the Praetorian Guard cuts down the Imperial family and tries to force him into being emperor.

I AM THE NEW GOD. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your resistance, it is with three billion hands. And in the ruin of this anthill planet, I will build an empire of order.

The Trade Federation is killing us on trade!

It's funny how bodies can be so different. Being cold can turn me into a deranged masochist, laughing hysterically at how uncomfortable I am and somehow "feeling alive." High heat just makes me want to kill myself.

I spent a few years living in San Antonio. I moved down in mid-August, and the first three weeks I was there, it never dipped below 103, and was occasionally 110. There's a reason I only lasted a few years.

I went to a public high school in North Carolina, and our teacher actually did make us read Zinn in addition to our textbook.

I quit reading EU books around the time of Kevin J. Anderson's Jedi Academy series, but I'm curious why everybody seems to hate the Yuuzhan Vong, as I remember those books being very popular at the time. Care to elaborate?

The AV Club…

Add "site:avclub.com" (minus quotations) to the end of a google search and google will search only AV Club.

I might add Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, which I was disappointed flopped.

I was only five or six when it came out, but it's one of the very first movies I have clear memories of watching. I also have a distinct memory of my dad melting down some plastic and sculpting and painting a Rocketeer helmet and jetpack so that I could transform a G.I. Joe into a Rocketeer action figure at will.

No problem. I'm a computer science teacher, so feel free to ask me anything if you see me around here and need some help.

If you're any good at math, the thing to remember about SQL is that it's just set theory. If you can think about SQL operations like join as being the same as set theory operations like union, you're in the right head-space to succeed.

This makes me sad, but it's tough to complain about a long life well-lived.
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He's called "Ganon" in the introduction, and later in the game, someone says, "That's the calamity Ganon." I parsed it as the game describing Ganon as a calamity, not that Calamity Ganon is his new name.