Chik-o-Stix are delicious, especially when consumed at a public pool during the break period.

Chik-o-Stix are delicious, especially when consumed at a public pool during the break period.

I appreciate your optimism (honestly) and wish I felt like that (honestly).

I appreciate your optimism (honestly) and wish I felt like that (honestly).

The world is run by thugs and bullies that violate human rights and international law.

The world is run by thugs and bullies that violate human rights and international law.

If by "high end stoner classic" you mean "passing out on a dirty floor at 3:00 AM after watching precisely 45 seconds of Baraka after eating my weight in painkillers" you would be correct.

If by "high end stoner classic" you mean "passing out on a dirty floor at 3:00 AM after watching precisely 45 seconds of Baraka after eating my weight in painkillers" you would be correct.

That's free now?

That's free now?

All I want to do is fall asleep!

All I want to do is fall asleep!

Maybe AV Club should do an article on "Films to ban because you love them."

Maybe AV Club should do an article on "Films to ban because you love them."

Not on your life. I put this into my "The Last Starfighter" bucket.

Not on your life. I put this into my "The Last Starfighter" bucket.

I absolutely LOVED the Lawnmower Man film when I was a kid. I'm just saying. It is a fucked-up nightmare of a movie.

I absolutely LOVED the Lawnmower Man film when I was a kid. I'm just saying. It is a fucked-up nightmare of a movie.

Why don't you just
Use this RONCO FOOD DEHYDRATOR?

Why don't you just
Use this RONCO FOOD DEHYDRATOR?