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Denton is kind of a lame place, but Rubber Gloves is a hell of a venue.

Biathlon? They've got nothing on Triathlons. You are one athlon short.

The Box
"Can we just forget that whole Southland Tales thing and get excited about the new Richard Kelly thriller The Box?"

Hookers get paid to like talking about comic books. If that's, like, your thing.

Friedman/Seltzer
Nice to see them finally getting the credit they deserve.

Yeah, ok, that does look pretty awesome. Maybe I need to stop spending all of my spare cash on drugs, beer, and cigarettes so I can get back into comics.

Homeward Bound
did the world really need this in comic form?

Metaphysics is never cool and Waking Life is one of the worst films ever made.

I hope the show includes a scene of Jim filming a Pizza Hut commercial just prior to a commercial break which includes a Jim Breuer Pizza Hut commercial. That'd be a meta-tastic metastasis of the cancer that is Jim Breuer.

@Haden: I think Isaac Brock is a douche of epic proportions (mostly because I've seen MM twice and he was shitfaced, barely-standing-under-his-own-power drunk both times … however, that's a fantastic response to those who question a band's artistic integrity the moment they achieve a modicum of success.

Dersu Uzala
should really be a part of this set. Ran too.

Mowgli <3 Tajari

Tajari?
I'm pretty sure her name is Taraji.

"BBT is consistently funny and well-acted."
You take that back.

The best song on Help!
is obviously not "You're Going to Lose That Girl."

DGL: I wasn't ragging on "Slacker" or on Linklater in general. In fact I'm a fan of most of his films aside from "Tape" and "Waking Life".

Ok, wait, that might have gone over some heads. See, what I'm saying is that you shouldn't watch Waking Life at all. Because it's a bunch of half-cocked, masturbatory pseudophilosophy and psychobabble, thoroughly (and very wrongly) convinced of its own cleverness.

Eh, Not Quite
"… Waking Life, a movie that practically begs to be watched in a state of hypnotic half-consciousness."

Nords: I think they got a 5 minute break every hour and a 15 minute break every sixth hour.

Fun Fact!: Before it was rebranded as a work of fiction thanks to pressure from its star's publicists, Surfer Dude was actually a powerful, insightful, and occasionally damning portrait of day in the life of Matthew McConaughey which established S.R. Bindler as perhaps the finest documentarian in America today.