Damn, I'm gonna have to check out this collection.

Now the clown can finally stop crying.

"I AM AN FBI AGENT!"

Idiocracy was anti-marketed thanks to it's decision to satirically eviscerate its sponsors and distributor. Fox cut the release down from 2000+ theaters to around 100 and refused to advertise the film or release marketing and promotional materials to theaters.

I'd watch
Dan's kind of an arrogant dick, but his advice is usually solid and he's consistently entertaining

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I'm interested in seeing Inception (mostly cause Nolan is yet to make a bad film), but the teaser was inscrutable.

Ah, but that's why it's not a Primer. It just scratches the surface to provide an entry point to a whole world of great music, kind of like marijuana is a gateway to candy-flipping or speedballs.

In some respects I agree, Bucky, but to my mind the first two Terminators and Aliens are among the greatest sci-fi / action films of all time, and True Lies was a lot more fun than it gets credit for. Titanic was overwrought tripe, but I was excited about seeing Cameron return to his roots. Operative word: was.

Consider me flummoxed. Having seen both trailers, I think that the Shyamalamallamalan Avatar looks pretty awesome and this looks a lot like this generation's Titanic—the ship, not the movie. Who'd have guessed.

Fuck, Sherilyn Fenn is a staple of my CURRENT masturbatory fantasies. Who says relationships can't last?

Playtime
must look stellar on Blu-ray. It might even look good enough that my friends would manage to stay awake when I put it on.

I respect that there are a lot of people who love Radiohead, but "Creep" is the only song of theirs that I would listen to, given a choice.

The caliber of Radiohead's music has been in steady, precipitous decline ever since "Creep".

Based on the above treatment, the Weinsteins have tabled an offer for the script at $450,000 against $800,000, but I don't want to give up creative control to those fat fucks. They don't have any concept of the artistic integrity of derivative, cliche high-school romances … I mean, did you see "She's All That?" It…

For your reading pleasure, here's the first-draft BATMAN: YEAR ONE script that Frank Miller wrote (with help from Darren Aronofsky) for WB: http://tinyurl.com/batyearone

Whoa when did the goth chick from Mean Girls get hot?

Just How Bad?
I work at the studio that's releasing this film, where we are treated to free screenings starting the day the film is released. They pushed screenings of this up to tonight, so that they could draw a crowd by screening Bruno tomorrow.

Roonil is right. Your glasses will be removed, your hair will be let down, and you will wear lipstick for the first time, thanks to the sudden affections of the resident dreamy varsity quarterback / motorcycle-driving rebel / rebellious varsity motorcycle-driving qb, only to discover that his interest was all part of…

Magnolia is one of Cruise's best performances, but overall a pretty terrible film. It was almost as bad as There Will Be Blood, and that says something.