but now it's on the internet and both those numbers are going to be much bigger. Only time will tell which one is bigger.

Well, the death penalty, you see, the thing about that is…you guys remember Perot?

Yeah. I'm confused. Does Carvey bring up McCartney collaborating with West because the review kind of makes it sound like the audience all collectively thinks of "Only One" at the mention of McCartney rather than, say, the Beatles.

you had your fill in Master of Disguise's brownface scene?

Is a Ryan Adams album without a title and 80 potential tracks really coming out Friday?

No because that's their way of knowing that he's "real" not like all these phony baloney politicians who keep their cool because they're just a bunch of fakes!

Those have to be awkward Thanksgivings.

There was a theater here that was briefly playing Weiner, the Anthony Weiner documentary, and Wiener-Dog, the Todd Solondz film, at the same time.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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the singer?

R Kelly has fucked numerous children. I don't know if any were related to him.

I was at a rap show once where people were trying to grab for the guy's legs and he just flat out said he wasn't going to keep doing the show unless people quit. Worked pretty good.

Did he at least drag a boat into the Chinese side of Mount Paketu?

If you watch one Inferno movie coming out this weekend, watch Werner Herzog's Into The Inferno.

You'd think a guy who had sex with his cousin and then told the entire world about it would have used better judgement.

Did you watch any length of footage of any episode of this show?

And now lives in London so, yeah, no Chicago.

Straight from the go Kanye

You seriously ended your comment by admitting your issue with this show is that it depicts black people being happy?