This show is basically a mix of Steven King's The Stand and Sunset Beach.  Also, a little bit of the Waltons

CHINO MORENO EATS CHI CHENG AS APPEARANCE ON WWE 'RAGE IN A CAGE' COMP RUNS LONG

The Dwarves are…
… going to need to find another dude to scream and not play bass

Most realistic hipster heroine. If Jade was real she'd live in Shoreditch not Hyllis. The only time she'd think about a lighthouse full of orphans is if she was covering the story for Vice.

Die Toten Hosen: der funfte

I hope someone buys him a sweet Necrotizing Fasciitis merch shirt with the sleeves cut off for the day he leaves hospital

Can I
borrow a feeling?

Amen to to the comments re: Time Out of Mind/Oh Mercy, but WTF is an 'Urban Professional? It sounds like a straight to DVD Wesley Snipes movie

I was thinking of the chick with the thyroid problem from Grace Under Fire