What ever happened to the Character Intelligence Scores?

You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.

I was hoping the Irish revolutionary leader, Michael Collins, would make an appearance in this episode.  That dude made Ireland.

I have already seen it.  If Brad and Angelina can fall in love as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, surely Zooey and JG can do likewise in 500

What I mean is I can't afford it :(

But I don't have Netflix!

AV Club is predominantly American.  Also, The vast majority of Europeans don't speak English.

There's still a 50/50 chance I am right.

thank you

Just watched a second ago.  D+?  That's a bit harsh.  And I've never watched Whale Wars, but even I knew enough about it to find this episode hilarious. 

I am a selfish individual.  Now go make me a sandwich Meam! (I have no idea how Cartman would spell it)

The only time I here mention of McKinley is when people speak of the awesomeness of Theodore Roosevelt and his cosmic rise to levels of even more insane badassery after some loser couldn't take a hit.  Theodore Roosevelt once was shot in the chest right before a speech he was going to give and then made a speech…

I, along with Cracked, believe in the cherry theory also.

I agree

do we count the ones in Coon and friends?

Since Stan and Kyle failed to say it, I will:
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!

I’m White Trash and I’m In Trouble

It's sounds like someone hasn't seen Coon and Friends yet.  Either that or you don't accept South Park having serial plot points, which I am completely fine with.

But you support minors fighting to the death for the amusement of the higher classes in a cruel dictatorship?

no