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next to the pedobear

Yes, it is still unaffected.  My lame excuse:  I had yet to have my coffee.

w/o a doubt, CoD4MW had the best plot out of all of them.  Playing as an Arabian president and seeing yourself get executed in first person? amazing
Slowly dying from nuclear blast/helicopter crash/radiation? intense
Finally getting your revenge on the original Evil Russian Dude in Last Stand Mode?  Quite satisfying

Please don't feed the trolls.

that's a win, that's a video game series technical expert win.

Well good sir, I'm just really annoyed Gus thinks he can give something an A without a reasonable explanation.  Find me another A review of something on AV Club that is this short.  And yes, I know you are just trying to be funny (which you are, lol) and aren't serious, but my ego is to big to care.

Wait, he didn't really resign, right?
lol

Liam Hemsworth isn't playing a contestant Sean!  He plays Gale Hawthorne, fellow hunter and life long friend of Katniss.  We barely see him in the first book since he's stays in District 12 the whole time while Katniss is fighting for her life.  But yes, it is a love triangle.

So Gus Mastrapa, you should probably explain why you gave Modern Warfare 3 an A and Battlefield 3 a B.  I knew there was a good chance that Modern Warfare 3 would probably be given a better grade than BF3, but an A?!  That's a bit ambitious, isn't it?  An A is the highest grade on AV Club, so you are saying MW3 gets a

nah. he was just dumbass redneck who had served in the army like twenty years ago and pretends he still is. 

That's what I thought.  The streets just seemed deserted, not bombed out

like in BSG!

Stephen King?

I don't get it.  I know A and U aren't used as Roman Numerals and that Elder Scrolls uses Roman Numerals in its titles.  I also know that some people new to the series ask if they should play the previous games first for mainly plot purposes.  But how is it a joke?

Respect to Murphy for at least being loyal to his bros.

This is HILARIOUS!

I can tell.  Don't stop now!
lol

I know A is Arena, but what does U stand for?  Oblivion?

This would be funny if A+ was part of their grading scale.