In an era marked by incivility, it's refreshing to see a point of consensus shared between Kinkade's many critics and the undiscerning mall people who enjoy his soulless and pandering work:

That's Applejack Kumar, come on…

Why is there a photo of Oprah wearing a Gucci hat?

"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."

“Sonic Youth? The people are like 60 years old….Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore are divorced. And you’re just the orphans they left behind.” 
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I had ball cancer and that is the scar location of the offending testicle's removal.

Neither of the co-creators actually write; Pieczenik hires the hacks and packaging agents, and Clancy holds up his end by being named Tom Clancy.

I'm a little bit yahoo, and a little bit huffpost for saying this, but this might be my favorite post ever.

Wait, are we talking about James Hetfield circa Some Kind of Monster?

Frank Stalone's performance of "A Father's Gift" is redeeming enough for me to forgive his all-caps meathead brother. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The Madison is three blocks from my house and sold out within the hour.  I'd rather suffer through In My G4 Over Da Sea again, than pay the nostalgic hipster scalp rate for NMH.

I was told there would be a set of steak knives.

You must be thinking of William Capo Williams

Pretty sure the "Beyond" of Bed, Bath and Beyond does not include this role.

There is plenty of meat on that conceptual bone.

She's just like The Boondocks' Uncle Ruckus from which my avatar draws inspiration.  A white, unfunny, racist-as-fuck without a hint of irony, version. Fuck that gravy-sopping bitch.

Which of you took the Wide Stance? (look for it on his next album)

Between Duff McKagan's Believe In Me and Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds, there was just no going back.

Misspelling the word successful = failure.

Easily the best comment in this thread.