I was once mistaken for James Urbaniak (or more acutely, the dude from Henry Fool") at a bar in Chicago.  My repeated denials seem to elevate their confidence that I was indeed he ("a lot of actors say that they're not who they are guys") - and they kept buying me drinks.

The fact that these comments are the worst, is oddly befitting of their subject.

Torso girth is the name of the game.

Another Jason Sudeikis character on Eastbound & Down.

Another Jason Sudeikis character on Eastbound & Down.

Kenny Powers' "You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In"

Kenny Powers' "You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In"

Not according to Dr. Steve Brule.

Not according to Dr. Steve Brule.

Now I can't stop thinking about When the Whistle Blows.  And the hopeless obsolescence of Mammy.

Now I can't stop thinking about When the Whistle Blows.  And the hopeless obsolescence of Mammy.

Jeans neesa crease.  Crease looka sharp.

Jeans neesa crease.  Crease looka sharp.

Only if you count DC Cab.

Only if you count DC Cab.

Todd Barry taught us how to propose to a whore, starting with this:  "Svetlana, you know I don't want to have kids, right? They're stupid, they smell, they're disgusting.  They eat up a lot of your time. Seems like a nightmare."

Todd Barry taught us how to propose to a whore, starting with this:  "Svetlana, you know I don't want to have kids, right? They're stupid, they smell, they're disgusting.  They eat up a lot of your time. Seems like a nightmare."

Forgot the caps lock - make sure you flip it on before wandering back to yahoo news or beating your fat wife.

Forgot the caps lock - make sure you flip it on before wandering back to yahoo news or beating your fat wife.

Jeans need a crease.  Crease looks sharp.