The old definition of Chutzpah…
Was murdering your parents and then begging the judge for mercy because you're an orphan.
The new definition of Chutzpah is expecting anyone to feel sorry for you because you had to sell your prized paintings and private Lakers box after you divorced your wife and mother of your 7 kids…

Sadly, Amy Winehouse's prognosis looks poor - she is a 26-year-old brilliant, innovative but highly troubled and drug-addicted musician. Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin, Cobain, and blues musician Robert Johnson all matched that description too, and all of them died at age 27. Only time will tell if Winehouse meets…

And would they commemorate the 5-year anniversary of the event?

I thought Channing Tatum sounded like one of the names in those Harlequin romances my grandmother always read.

Actually, on the Mary Tyler Moore show, Betty White played a nymphomaniac. So she already has played a Blanche-type character, all that's left now is for her to play a Dorothy -type character.

Starring Richard Gere, of course.

I know, and there are so many funny jokes that have been made about Sarah Palin. If this movie can't make a decent Sarah Palin joke, there's no hope for it.

This movie is like
A half-baked casserole of stale leftovers of crap that wasn't any good to start with. The witness protection plot, the city folk vs. country folk plot, the estranged couple who rediscovers their love after getting into a zany situation - all have been done to death already.

That's a toss-up. Two Weeks notice was uniformly terrible, whereas Love,Actually had a few mildly amusing and decent parts (like the washed-up rocker) but a lot of astonishingly awful parts (like the dad who drives his son to the airport so he can stalk a girl in his class.)

Kathy Griffin is sometimes hilarious, especially when she makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. So I'd say this would actually be a big step down for her.

And "Romeo and Juliet" and "The Scarlett Letter" somehow merge into the same story.

I have a pretty good knowledge of obscure celebrities, but I had never heard of any of those "celebrities" besides Amber Smith - who I had only heard of from "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew." I'm embarrassed to admit that I found the celebrity rehab show oddly watchable, maybe even slightly addictive.

Ed Byrne did a great routine about that song:

Exactly - and if she truly thinks gay marriage is so wrong, why did she say she thinks it's great that we live in a country where you can choose same-sex marriage? She wasn't sticking to her values, she was trying to have it both ways, so to speak.

If her meatloaf is as half-baked as her ideas, you don't want to eat it.

If Jesus was around now, most of the far right would attack him for his liberal, pacifist, feminist, and socialist views.

Lots of things are more ironic than a black fly in your chardonnay, because that's really not ironic, it's just gross. Like that song itself, a black fly in your chardonnay sucks, but it's not really ironic.

I'm not only intolerant of her views, I'm intolerant of her convoluted, lame answer. I can at least respect a differing point of view if it's well thought-out, but she was completely talking out of her ass and barely making sense.

Also, a lot of men and women like the patriarchal structure because it's so simple and black-and-white. Life is so much simpler when you put people into boxes.

No, it makes sense for the abstinence werewolf to have perfect hair - nothing to mess it up.