Mmmmm, milquetoast with marmalade.

This comment is to ignore the long history of homophobia and stigma around oral sex. E.g. "Today, of course, it’s the other way around. We perceive the one who’s giving fellatio as the active one and the one receiving it as the passive one. But in Rome to give fellatio was a passive act, a submissive act. For example…

In high school one of my favorite bands was Cold War Kids - I loved Robbers & Cowards and maybe Loyalty to Loyalty even more (the EP after was also great - "like J-J-Joan Didion"). So when I heard they had a new album out, I was sure to buy the most expensive package, including CD, vinyl, digital download, poster, and…

Ya, two halves: the "Best" half, and the "Urban" half

I maintain that this is the best video on youtube, RIP https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Very embarrassing share: when I have sex with a girl for the first time I invariably start singing this in my head as we lie in bed togeth after finishing. I don't like the song, I'm a folk songwriter and haven't even heard it since it was on the radio however many years ago. It's a little scary - my pomo irony has…

Ok Patrick Bateman

More like Joanie Wholecloth, amirite? (also, glad I can enjoy Cassadaga again)

Why the fuck is it 25 & up? Is there gonna be a mandatory car rental at some point?

(^^^^ They're gonna fuck later)

culus uxoris tuae similis peni canis gustatus est
My best guess for "your wife's asshole tastes like dog penis"

C'mon, no "Marie" by Townes?

"Jimmie Rodgers, the man…  with an inexplicable (and influential) fondness for yodeling,"
It's pretty explicable: his yodeling sounds amazing.

Henry James' The Turn of the Screw.  Goddamn that book is unsettling.

Henry James' The Turn of the Screw.  Goddamn that book is unsettling.