*waves hand* This is not the plot point you're looking for.

Agent DoWhat WeMust

Agent LoveMeAnd LeaveMeToDie

Coulson: "I know what this does."

Cybertek VP of Mid-Level Evildoing to Noob: "Some are volunteers, but a lot are here for the incentive program."

Holy hell… Batman?

You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Batmobile.

I'm Deflater Mouse.

I, too, didn't know what that meant. I just thought it was a funny way of saying "enemy", so I loved to repeat that line. No one ever bothered to explain it to me, so years later, when I found out what an enema is, that was the first thing I thought of. Holy hell.

I watched it sitting about 3.5ft out from my 50-inch television, and it just. Wouldn't. Stop.

I sincerely hope those folks didn't watch the most recent episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. They'd be begging for more Dunham after that.

Also, it "kills him instantly", after which he takes a few seconds to gently lay his head on the ground.

It's a little-known fact that species can be identified by nothing more than their pulse.

90'S KID LIVES IN ISOLATION AND FEAR OF SHITTING SELF. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

I didn't know we had a constitutional scholar among our ranks.

Morrissey's only weakness is… well, never mind.

At the same time, I wouldn't want to see him typecast. Dean there, dean that.

I wish they'd had a chang of heart.

Does he live like a dbag? Like to play the drums? Can he handle criticism?

I got a palpable sense of Ripley being stuck in a .75-second timeloop.