Not to be too conceited but I think we can all agree: it's time for a Rex Manning comeback. The hair is as great as it's ever been and I still poll well with teenage males. Not just the homosexuals either, that was just a vicious rumour.

I'm hardly one to talk but I believe it's clear that, looking at the way Bret treated the women on Rock of Love, he was hardly Mr Nice Guy. Not that I'd wish death on him but still, let's keep this in perspective. Every rose does have it's thorn after all.