That good night = CBS cop show

Oh great, she can use the teeth she wore in Vamps for the role.

A pounding head is a healthy head.

You should call an ambulance. I think you're having a stroke.

If it's not cool to like Washed Out, then I'm not cool. I like what I've heard of the new stuff so far, even though it kind of feels like he's trying to make an Avalanches album.

If more women had directed would we still have gotten Mulder in his red Speedos or Skinner in his tighty-whiteys? THOSE WERE PIVOTAL MOMENTS!

Not enough people talk about Timber Timbre, including myself.

Hey, a Bloody Mary is basically tomato soup with vodka in it.

That string of Spanish curse words at the end was awesome. I've been on the receiving end of such a string like that and it's hard to know whether to feel bad, angry, or impressed.

I took a Ken Russell tab once, wound up having sex with a lizard I thought was my naked girlfriend in Central America.

That's true. One of his throwaway lines that ended up on the Superbad DVD ('Where do you shop, DJ Qualls?') is my favorite kind of hyper-specific joke. My problem with his Walk Hard bit may be that his character made no sense - even for a movie that zany.

***bends spoon***

I saw John Mulaney recently in a theater and it was very funny to me and really to everyone in the place. He was not as sharp as his specials end up being, but he was really good. The guy next to me, though, maybe he laughed twice in the 90 minutes we were there. I glanced at him at the end of the show and he looked…

My wife does not have the same low standards as me, which is why I'm glad this is opening in my town on my birthday so she has to go see it with me, in accordance with state law.

I do love you. How could I not?

One of my favorite comedies of…ever, Walk Hard, even runs into this problem by inserting Jonah Hill into a role that makes no sense (Dewey's dead brother as a ghost if he had had a chance to grow into an adult - what?) and then has him just dump one unfunny improv line after another, basically accomplishing nothing.…

Drink can be food, if you eat it.

All over the place.

I'm glad people keep saying they don't like this movie because that probably means I WILL like it.

I find it very odd the things he thinks are important.