My favorite Beyonce song is 'Sweet Dreams'. Does that make me a Philistine?

Honestly, I prefer Ella Fitzgerald's other classic, 'Stairway to Heaven'. She rips that solo.

Perhaps not, but I learned the word by reading interviews with Oasis in my youth, so the English might be at least responsible for popularizing the word. Or maybe just the Gallagher brothers.

When the crowd wants the hits, you gotta give 'em the hits.

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And you're the Jokester!

Shit, if they'd known that they would've given him the Best Actor award.

Should've stopped at 'Gary From Chicago was fresh'

I like 'The Tower' from Shriek, though maybe not indicative of their overall sound:

If you breath deep you get traces of kippered salmon and Cuban cigar.

I can't blame her. I'm sure five months ago she thought she'd be on her book tour by now. She's just enjoying the ride.

It's a shame because this was, like, the first chance Trump had to look good in his presidency and it was completely lost.

Damn, Jenn works pretty hard, she's always got music coming out. I would be okay with more Dungeonesse as well.

After the photo of her on her phone on the Oval Office sofa, there needs to be a Kellyanne CandyCrush account.

Also, she's a disgrace. Why isn't she bowing to President Trump in that picture?

We do it this way so when we actually do have to band together, it makes us feel like The Avengers or The Dirty Dozen.

People don't poke fun at places they don't come from where you are? This doesn't seem uniquely American to me.

For the record, I'm married to a Jersey girl and spend at least three weeks a year there (a full month if we vacation in LBI in the summer) and always enjoy it (except when I can't make a left turn) so I joke in good humor. If you're from New Jersey and you don't have a sense of humor about your state, you suck at…

That's not a knife; that's fried calamari.

The price you pay for nice beaches, proximity to NYC (in North Jersey) and wonderful produce (in South Jersey) is there are about 5 million Kellyanne Conways living there.