He also loosened his tie several times before it was cocktail hour, that un-presidential twat.

'Conway is currently licensed in New Jersey, where she’s somehow maintained good standing…'

They should've kicked her out for her inauguration outfit!

Ah, shower beers. I remember them well from the days I had to work manual labor (my early 20s). Nothing beat a warm, cleansing shower paired with a cold, refreshing beer. I don't miss the 10-12 hour days working in the summer sun, but I do miss the feeling of drinking that first cold beer when I was done.

Guinness is a bit blander than most independent stouts or porters, but that's okay because it is the standard. I'll always go back to it. It's like eating plain potato chips. Sometimes I just want the pleasant crunch, natural taste, and saltiness of a plain potato chip, without anything extra. Sometimes I just want…

Also works for Boddingtons. I do like Guinness Extra Stout in bottles, though, as well, except they changed from the cool stout (in stature) bottles to a long neck.

Some of the hoppier Colorado brews do!

I endorse their cream ale and I hope it finds its way to the States now that nitro beers are becoming more popular.

Yeah, but what kind of beer did she pack with it?

Yesssss! Sourcing the ingredients may take some time, but I've got a ways to go until my next cheat day.

Almost definitely.

We thought we were getting a nice bouquet of flowers, but what we wound up with was wet pants.

Time for you to start using reverse psychology on them.

I'll tell you who it was. It was that damn Sasquatch!

This is great. If I ever piss my pants again, I'm just going to tell people someone got me flowers.

'Steak fries. Always a disappointment.'

Not Dik arena?

The last piece of fried chicken that blew me away were wings from Mission Chinese in San Francisco. They had a spicy, tongue-numbing effect that made my beer taste even better. Does anyone have a recipe for replicating that?

Nothing is easier than shameless pandering.

I think Silicon Valley does a good job with weed humor as Erlich is a stoner, but also a huge asshole, but also someone you kind of root for. Still, it's not like weed in the central part of the show anyway, so they can afford to go to it only when it's actually funny.