Dang, I missed it. Do you remember what it was?

Ha! I totally did too!

I'm not saying I'm betting on the Eagles, but that game might be more competitive than you think.

Yeah, the 2000 Ravens did at least have a good running game, especially late in the season.

The other best teams in the conference are all in the Cowboys' division. It's gonna be fun watching those teams battle for that second place spot in the East, only to have to play a road game in the Wild Card round of the playoffs.

He is, in a lightbulb sense. During a solar eclipse, his face is the brightest thing on the planet.

Trump?

No comic is better at completely burying a punch line.

Last Thursday, Colinsworth devoted, like, five minutes to talking about how much he loved the Baltimore Orioles growing up, so now he's my automatic favorite.

Interesting place to put a Reflektor defense…I'll allow it. It's my favorite of their work, but I wasn't really a fan of their their first three albums so I welcomed the change in sound.

Bad album covers are a Metallica tradition. You don't mess with tradition, not this close to Thanksgiving. And I would pinpoint The Beatle's Revolver as the genesis of the cliche, though this one does more closely resemble Forever Changes.

It did give us at least the best bit Colin Quinn ever did on SNL:

The what?

I actually have been listening to other commentators to see if they have the same poetic quality as Simms and none really have the quite the same je ne sais quoi in their delivery. Dan Fouts kind of gets there, he gets really excited sometimes, but he's almost too coherent.

That O-line could make any team a contender. Eh, maybe not the Browns.

Well, I would guess not, as the patty is key to that sandwich and this is chopped hamburger. Also, the patty melt is usually on rye bread and not a roll.

So it's like a cheese steak and a hamburger combined? That sounds good, but I think I invented that back in my bachelor days (and not in NYC).

The look on the guy's face when he's handed the ham as she's escorted away in front of him is priceless.

'Fabio getting hit in the face with the bird was my favorite thing to happen ever.' -Quote from Oh. That Knife… in the comments of that article.

That was good, but I feel like that could've been written by a The Onion writer or something. The Fabio-bird-roller-coaster bit could only be written by the heavens.