I always assumed Dirtbike WAS Ryan Gosling.

I just want to say that Fabio getting hit by the bird on a roller coaster is one of my favorite things to happen during my lifetime. Such a perfect moment. No malice towards Fabio or anything, he seems like a decent enough guy, but I like to think about it when I need a pick-me-up.

Chuck Schumer? I don't want to watch that guy eat!

Trump went with the Vote for Pedro strategy: Vote for me and all your dreams will come true.

I blame myself, mostly.

If the beer is cold, I'll probably enjoy it. I was surprised High Life was the lowest rated here since it's my favorite of the lot and one I drink all the time in the summer. Is it good warm? No. Is it extremely refreshing straight out of the ice chest on a hot day? Yes.

Huh. I find it a little sweet personally, but I like it, mostly because it's dirt cheap.

Scrapple and beer - now that's a breakfast.

Sir, please! There are children reading this!

I burned out on Sierra Nevada somewhere during Obama's first term (I don't think there's a correlation, but maybe), but the other day I had their Oktoberfest brew along with a few other varieties of beer and it was the only one that stood out.

It's amazing watching those seasons Chris Kattan was on now and seeing how much screen time was devoted to him and Cheri O'Teri. Now it seems almost everyone else from those years has a bigger career than them(it was a pretty strong cast, in fairness).

Yeah and they couldn't stop laughing.

What about Cleveland Dead Boys? Then they could honor their city's punk history and have cool skeleton-themed logos.

Can you explain please?

Sure, that's the point of football, but that doesn't really dive very far into the rules of the game, which can be convoluted (and keep fucking changing). I'd say it took me a few years of watching football as a kid to really know the rules fairly well.

There are bad sports fans and then there are Philly sports fans. I love going to Philly games, but I have been to Flyers-Penguins games and Phillies-Braves games where it felt like the only safe place was in the locker room.

I'm pretty sure they had a tight end with no hands in those days.

I've been wondering, if the team changed their name to the Cleveland Tribe (or Tribesman, even though that's clunky), and then had a single feather as its logo, would that still be offensive? I'm asking honestly because that seems like it might be an effective compromise as far as honoring the history of the team…

'They should've never given y'all Canucks money!'

Jeez, box scores are getting so complicated these days.