Are you suggesting Canadian beer isn't actually beer?

Cutler actually looked pretty good too.

I got drunk.

Uh, Alou would've definitely caught that ball, but if Bartman hadn't touched it, there was another fan reaching for it that would have anyway. That play was doomed. The Gonzalez play was the real fuck-up of the inning.

Yeah, Gonzalez deserves more ire for sure. Also, Dusty Baker for various reasons.

People who listen to the play-by-play on the radio.

Tracking the Predator is difficult. They truly are poetry in motion.

'Remember when nerds were all mad…' is a universal introduction to any subject.

They didn't make him smarter, but they did make him hotter. Kind of the opposite of the movie trope.

The taller you are, the better you are at science. That's…well, that's science.

But what's that under those dorky glasses? Why, it's a beautiful woman! Who would of thought?

His style seems perfect for this subject matter, though. Even if it's as bad as the worst AHS episodes (and some are pretty bad), I'll have a good time watching it.

Frances Bean?

I just watched a video of the performance and I thought it was really good. Uh, I guess that's all I have to say about it.

I normally don't like many of the countless puns posted here, but that was a good one.

Huh, I'm not really getting that. How so?

And one about the Trump kids: Alien 3.

Finally, somebody who gets it.

I've been rewatching Gilmore Girls recently, gearing up for the new episodes, and I'm having a lot of fun imaging the character of Jess as played by Tig Notaro. I feel like it would've been awesome.

Tracy Ullman?