Haywire basically already did it anyway. They should have just made more of those.

I was gonna say Sienna Miller.

I don't know, the moment when got angry and he punched Tom Hardy in the face in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was when I finally started liking him.

The choice is clear: Conan for president, Andy for vice-president.

He's working on a film version of The Day Lassie Went to the Moon.

Jeez, even I'm in touch enough to know the kids have moved on to CD-Rs. Get with it.

I'm just gonna give them copies of my demo. It's like being on a trip, man. A trip to the mind. Of a guy in his thirties.

Remember when people would say they were going to the App Store it meant they were going to get some sweet, half-price apps from Applebees?

That's even more expensive than baseball cards!

The best thing I ever got as a kid was one year my uncle gave me, like, six packs of baseball cards. That would probably be too expensive of a thing to give out to kids today, plus I don't know if kids really care about baseball cards as much as I used to.

Might just as well be giving out sugar packets.

I like Bulat. Good Advice was a strong album, but I think her best was Tall, Tall Shadow. She's also great live. And I didn't even know she was an aborted duck fetus.

The Cownny.

Having lived in both, the Baltimore accent is a little more pleasant. Overall, the people are a little more pleasant too (though I love both places).

That's a terrible way to characterize Rehoboth Beach.

You can if you try (but you gotta really try).

Drink up!

Because of where I'm from I started my beer drinking days (which still continue) with Yuengling and Rolling Rock. Sometimes I'll drink a Yuengling and it will taste truly great and sometimes I'll have one and it'll taste like swamp water. Either it's just an inconsistently made beer or it skunks very easily. I'm still…

Sure, but that was still 16 years ago. It's almost as old now as Saturday Night Fever was when Spawn came out.

Better even. I like Daft Punk, but Chemical Brothers are much more my favorite. Better beats is what it comes down to for me.