Yeah, this news makes me think of Eek! the Cat and Taz-mania.

Hey Karen, I hate your guts!

Rather underused in To Rome With Love (as was Greta Gerwig). There are some parts of that movie that I really like and I liked the format, but it's sort of a filler movie for Allen. A special commendation should go to whoever designed Penelope Cruz's red dress for the film, however.

'So, that part where Dane Cook and Steve Carrell sing that Pete Townshend song - was that the worst moment of your life?'

I would eat a slice if someone else was ordering the pizza, but I don't think I would order it myself. It's not the worst combo I've had on a pizza.

I would click on that.

It's essentially the Matrix Trilogy condensed and set on a train.

Your bad is saying 'my bad'.

Yeah, jogging sucks.

Justin Bieber covers Tupac while his acoustic guitar player wears Fugazi t-shirt. A lot of misrepresentation there.

There's one thing sadder: lost Canadian children, like the one this article is about.

I'm like, I've never even heard of the guy.

They're trying to make him wear a coat that's different from his other coat!

They're colloquially known as quarter water, so…no they don't cost much.

And now he's a prince or a detective or something.

Get back to what you were saying….about the gravy?

Boy, this is the most successful practice of reverse psychology I think I've ever seen.

I thought he would be falling and laughing over the news.

I'll raise a glass to that.

Damn, will you be my new guru?