And it should be squeezed using only your hands. Using any other implement means you're a scum-sucking moron.

Can we get a Fixer Upper tie-in? Like, the compound burns down and Chip and Jo-Jo come in and build it back up, give it an open floor plan, some french doors, a statement-piece dining table from that goon they always get tables from…

Obviously Will Ferrell as Janet Reno, yes?

That sweet Laurel County sound…

Prepare for President Ivanka.

The Less You Know, The Better is more quality than it's given credit for, especially on the back end. The new album is decent too. The Outsider…uh…was a misstep.

He's coming up fast on Matthew McConaughey's Most Time Spent Shirtless (North America) record too.

I'm still making up my mind on The Martian. I would remove Snowpiercer and add maybe Oblivion or Safety Not Guaranteed, but otherwise a good list.

Yeah, kind of a loose tie to sci-fi, but I'll allow it. I love that movie.

The music is great and the imagery is great. Whatever plot there is is rather thin.

I'm liking the new Warpaint. Their rhythm section is so great, it's interesting to hear it get a little more dance-pop.

Deadringer is really good, but I prefer Shadow's The Private Press, his actual follow-up to Endtroducing… I think they both came out the same year, but I could be wrong.

Since this is the first time you've heard 'California Gurls' I'm going to assume you don't listen to much pop music. If you did, none of this would be surprising to you.

They could still get cool. Look at the Boomers and Xers, who were briefly cool and then got super lame. Maybe the opposite will happen with this generation.

Don't forget hand-clapping. It's not a song without hand-clapping.

I bet you could name five Stephen Foster songs without even knowing it.

Very good point. Still, cherry-picking great musicians from the 20th century and comparing them to Katy Perry is not really presenting an argument.

At worst, I'd look like Seth MacFarlane.

How many did 'Daddy's Boy' sell?

Oh no, I'm seeing Medea Halloween. You can't stop me.