As long as there aren't any Brown Eggz.

One of paper equals four of coin. I am going to Las Vegas in two weeks, and I am trying to remember this advice for my crasino health.

You and me both, dude. I already know I'll be buying one ticket, because no one I know enjoys this. But I am sooooo excited!

Dude that thing is $500. Five hundred dollars. I LOVE them, but, hell no.

Yes, I love this movie! Silly but great - Jack the Ripper updating his look with hip new clothes.

My ex-spouse's relative is on that list of one hundred notable subjects, his name was J.K. Stephen. My ex-father-in-law had Stephen's journals and letters, and they were absolutely vile (not that this makes him the Ripper, just a horrible person). Also, the physical resemblance of this foul fucker to my ex is…

Nice Simon Cowell hairdo, dude.

Uhhhh, I don't know nothin' 'bout computers…

WILL FUCK FOR POUTINE

Hey! That's All 4 One, not Boyz II Men. Come on, man…

Jenkem!

Yes?

I don't really feel that they smell any better, but more and more of them now have hand sanitizer dispensers, thank god.

Do you want to know what gets me to the front of the line?

I been prayin' for a fight. I mean I'm literally wakin' up every morning and praying to see a fuckin' fight.

@willharrisinva:disqus - In the late 90's (I think?), The Exorcist was playing in movie theaters again, with some scenes that were left out when it was first released. So I went to see the late show, and goddamn it, someone brought a screaming baby. This baby screamed the whole time, and the shitty parents didn't…

"Lets get it started in here…with some mid-tempo rock"

Are you asking me or telling me?

Me too! I've seen them a bunch of times, and I remember the OOO-OOOH, HEEEEY, especially Tweedy imploring, "you've really gotta punch the hey!". He doesn't ask for it anymore, but I still do it every time I see them and they play that song.

Ok, I burst out laughing at the Running Man/Richard Dawson bit.