Can't wait for the inevitable reboot. :|

I love those creepy little buggers.

Or because it's just a sad, shitty looking sandwich.

Real sub shops that are not chains or franchises > Jersey Mikes > Firehouse > Quiznos > Jimmy Johns > Every other sandwich shop not named Subway > Subway.

OK! Go! Team! Panic! At! The! Disco! !!!! Fun.

If there's one thing the internet needs, it's more Star Wars fan art.

Why do people buy electronics that are difficult to operate? Why buy a video game that's challenging to complete? Why wear a suit and tie if they're uncomfortable? Why cook a meal that takes more than 5 minutes? Why watch a movie that requires thinking? Why do anything that's challenging?

If his injuries are that serious, just thank God it's him instead of you!

So it was the driver's estate's fault that Paul Walker died?

Teenage Mutant Time Ninjas?

Jeez, Russia, lighten up already.

Is this just a recycled news item from 1999?

More like School OF COCK

WTF is Turn Down For What?

"Whom" when it's the object of a preposition, as in "To whom should I give this?" or "Whom is this from?"

If wishes and buts were candy and nuts… something something something.

I don't think "taking sides" means what you think it means.

Tina and Franklin, knock it off this instant or I'm turning this car around and we're going right back home!

Beverly Johnson has an ability to shut that whole thing down.

Lisa said I hit her. It's not true! I never hit her!