Can't someone clean out the tubes to make them faster?

I've seen people using it, but I think they're usually elderly people who confuse it for the lottery ticket machine.

If this doesn't work, they've got another idea waiting in the wings: No more late charges!

"You want me to do a sit-down? No way. Only women sit down. Men stand up."

I'm sure he faced a lot of obstacles, being a Jew in show business.

Yeah, and how did the buildings come down so quickly? Everyone knows steel doesn't melt at those temperatures. Something is fishy.

"But wouldn't it be better to say that you were there, in person, to see it the first time it was ever shown?" No, because we're talking about the trailer, not the movie. Nobody is ever going to be impressed that you waited in line for hours and paid $15 to watch an ad.

Who said you have to pay to see the trailer? Did I miss the part of the announcement where they said that this is the only way anyone will ever be able to see the trailer?

Does anyone really care which chains are or aren't doing this?

Did you read somewhere that this trailer contains spoilers of massive plot points? I assumed it's just a teaser. Some slow-mo shots of character faces and settings, maybe a close-up of two light-sabers hitting each other, and that's it.

http://www.theverge.com/201…

"Vanity"? "Fair"? Men don't say those words. We only say words like "football" and "meat".

Claiming that his douchiness is "tongue-in-cheek" is like claiming that The Room was tongue-in-cheek.

Yeah, they get rid of garbage, instead of creating more of it.

On the contrary, it will become even funnier.

Show business's immaculate reputation as a bastion of good morals is certainly threatened by this story.

So basically, it'll be Battlefield Earth with less SFX?

A man sees a girl walking home alone at night. A man asks a girl for a name. A girl gives a man a name. A man repays his debts.

Oh, a TRAILER?! Better go set up my tent now so I can be first in line!

How about that Tom Arnold? What a waste of human flesh he is!