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Chappie will be the best Frankenstein movie of 2015.

Unless I'm misunderstanding the article… he "got" her the second time with the same drink he used the first time: a redeye. I do have to wonder what was going through her head when she accepted the drink the second time.

When you've spent a lifetime raping, all the years start to run together in your mind.

Unless sexually assaulting women IS his best work.

"If I Did It…"

"Rape me once, shame on you. Rape me twice, shame on me."

No roofie-laced pudding pops?

2 soon?

Doesn't seem that obvious to me.

If you want a one-wiper, a clean one-wiper… All-Bran!

Are you suggesting the real killer was ManBearPig?

Is that from the same people behind "Analyze Analyze Phish" and "How Did This How Did This Get Made Get Made"?

I read it differently. I assumed "their" referred to Fox.

Podcast Inception. I look forward to the Serial Serial Serial.

I'm still waiting for the 40 acres and a mule I was promised.

The Mindy Project: one of the top five live-action comedies DVRed by women ages 18 to 34!

Why don't they make the museum out of CGI? Then it won't take up any physical space at all!

Let's play a round of Kill/Marry/Fuck: Kathryn Hahn, Madeline Kahn, Catherine O'Hara

So this has nothing to do with Happiness?

Knock knock.