The guys in R.E.M. probably have enough loose pocket change to pay for this. Just ask them to check between their sofa cushions.

I still remember the opening sequence of Prey. The rest of the game may not have been that great, but the opening was one of the best ever.

The first what?

No, dey eat da poo-poo!

Yeah, and Dean Norris was a huge movie star 25 years ago, so how could you not notice him?

The irony is that the Wii was supposed to simplify gaming and make it less intimidating. Instead they're making games where you need three different kinds of controllers and you play on two different screens.

They're expanding beyond consoles that nobody wants into other electronics that nobody wants.

But instead, Sia did it, so we're giving her shit over it. What's your point?

How this got picked up is the real mystery.

Could that be skewed by U2 breaking into everyone's iTunes and embedding themselves like a tick?

Correlation does not imply causation. It's possible that listening to Beyonce makes you stupid, rather than the other way around.

But instead of a high-school student, Archie will be a hard-boiled detective working the streets of 22nd-century New York, solving homicides with his cyber-penguin sidekick, Jughead.

"Hitch joins a recent, rapidly growing list of movies based on TV shows"?

The terrorists have won.

Uh, yeah they do. Suicide is a sin, but it doesn't eradicate the existence of your soul.

"In America, there is a presumption of innocence until proven guilty."

There goes the neighborhood!

I thought it had something to do with Letterman's band leader.

Girth is more important than length.

So will this be the network's first reality show, or scripted like the rest?