It's the new word white kids from the suburbs use to sound "urban".

Lately, it's become a forum for some indie douchebag to whine about an artist who's more successful than them.

JealousSong would be a more appropriate name.

He's the Milhouse Van Houten of indie music.

"White" people have been enslaved and slaughtered numerous times throughout history; just not in the U.S. during the Colonial period.

Aww, his mommy showed up to defend him. That's sweet.

I'd like to see Hatesong on the right-hand side of the Tolerability Index.

g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-Glendale, bing-a-bong-a-bing-a-bong-a-Burbank…

What kind of scientific evidence leads you to believe that God created the universe?

It may be better than what's on the networks, but (a) that's not saying much and (b) they're still generic drama.

Napoleon Dynamite is in a band now?

Vote Up if you were disappointed when you realized it was Eric Carmen and not Eric Cartman.

You predicted that a generic TV drama on basic cable would be cancelled at some point? You must be psychic or something. Nobody else could have seen this coming,

Apparantly, if you just say you're "male", then the default assumption is that you're a female-to-male transgendered person. You have to say "cismale" to indicate you were actually BORN male. (Note: you should picture me rolling my eyes as I type this.)

Tosh.oh!

This is disappointing news for fans of mediocre television (USA viewers).

That's like saying "This is for your own good" as you beat your own child. The ends don't justify the means.

Sure, let's also have a pity-party for Hitler. Poor little guy, he was just upset about not getting into Art School!

I don't. I wish Hell were real so he could suffer for eternity. I wish for eternal torment for him and all the members of his so-called church.

Jeffrey Dahmer may have done some good deeds as a young boy. So what? It doesn't negate the rest.