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Captain Caveman
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My mom says there's a lot of frogs in France.

Only one good thing came out of that game: it was such a complete pile of garbage that Matt and Trey swore they'd never allow another South Park game unless they were directly involved. Thus, today we have the South Park game we've been waiting for.

$4/hour is too expensive for your entertainment? That's cheaper than going to a movie, a concert, dinner, or even a bar.

(These are real, not a joke:)
Sling of David
Jew-Jitsu
Circum-scythe
Whirling Doom (a weaponized Driedel)
Plagues of Egypt

So what you're saying is "The Simpsons did it first"?

Because she wants to show she's not just a singer… she's an ARTIST!

I've never even heard the song (because I'm actively avoiding doing so), and STILL I'm already sick of it. I'm just sick of hearing about it and reading about it.

I've never even heard the song (because I'm actively avoiding doing so), and STILL I'm already sick of it. I'm just sick of hearing about it and reading about it.

What's the problem? Is it too gross?

That game was an atrocity and should never be mentioned again.

That's her rebelling.

As she continues to ride Cory Monteith's corpse to stardom! Seriously, his death was the best thing that could happen to her career.

tl;dr. All I know is that I've read a lot of good, new American fiction lately and I've got more American fiction on my to-read list than I have time to read.

I like the girl in the background who appears to be trying to brush lice out of her hair.

Everything about this is so ridiculous, how can you NOT like it? Are you not entertained?

I think he just misspelled "retarded".

If you try to leave the theater before the screening ends, a bunch of guys block your way with a wall of shields and a guy dressed up like King Leonidas kicks you back through the door.

Maybe every show should just aspire to appeal to the lowest common denominator so no one feels left out. Nothing but videos of guys getting hit in the crotch.