American-Chinese Literature?

What exactly is the "American Dad ethic"?

I thought the animated characters on photo backgrounds was a nice touch, made it more interesting to watch. That was actually the only redeeming quality the show had.

American Civil Liberties (non-Union)?

Why don't you show us how hardcore you really are by killing yourself?

His popularity and the jobs he gets are out of proportion for such a mediocre, run-of-the-mill comic. That's why he's hated by people who have good taste or know better.

A Zen master once asked his pupil…
If one douchebag rips off another douchebag, does anyone care?

Everything's Better With a Bag of [Green Power]!

Your girlfriend missed the best part of the movie!

Jesus Takes the Wheel has to be one of the worst "inspirational" songs EVER. Just think about the song's message: When times get tough, don't rely on your own abilities, don't even try to fix things; instead, just throw up your hands, give up, and assume God will take care of everything. Great message, there. I'm not…

Adam's a secret ginger? Is that why he puts so much foundation on his face - to hide his freckles? I figured he was just trying to conceal a really bad complexion. As if I need another reason to dislike him.

Don't be so paranoid! There's a simpler explanation: he has bad taste in music.

Is that who that was? I was thinking "Why do they keep showing that douchebag with the bleached hair and bad facial hair, and his collagen-injected date?"

If Adam doesn't win, that will be the greatest Idol moment ever.

So you only help handicapped people if they're also celebrities?

Adam Lambert created his "look" by piecing together a bunch of fads, so I'm sure there are lots of dead ringers for him out there. It's not like he's got a unique look.

And of course there was William Thomson, 1st Baron KELVIN, the famous mathematician/physicist/engineer/inventor who was a pioneer in thermodynamics and who worked with Michael FARADAY on the first trans-Atlantic cable - a technology used to transmit information between people across vast distances. Knowing Abrams,…

It would have to be a cover band that only plays gay bars and places where drag queens hang out, because that's the only kind of place where anyone would want to see him doing Iron Maiden covers.

The rest of the AI demographic didn't tune in to the Oscars because they know the Oscars are a joke. I never heard that song before, nor have I heard of the movie it's from. It must not have been that good if they only way we would have heard of it is if we watched the Oscars, right?

Area Man Won't Shut Up About The Fact That He Doesn't Have Cable