LOL. I had the EXACT same thought: "gets?"

Great video, Domino. I love how he waddles around the stage like he's got a turtle head poking out in his drawers and he's trying to keep it in.

Who's/What's Smilner?

Leonard, your write-ups are hysterical
I love Claire's too, but I wish you could do the show every week.

Why the praise for Gokey's "interpretation" of the song?
Didn't he just mimic someone else's cover of the song? Paula, at least, seemed to think that he wrote the arrangement.

Last night, as Scott sang, I said to myself, "You know, self, if we're being honest here and ignoring the fact that Scott is blind, and judging him on the same criteria as everyone else, the fact is he's not a very good singer, and an even worse performer. His voice would be terrible for recording, and nobody would…

Nice reference, Bob, but I could have done without that mental image. It's bad enough they keep talking about Farrah Fawcett's cancerous anus on TV, now I've got that image of Seacrest checking Gokey's anus in my head too. Anyone got an icepick I can borrow?

Who's John Parish? Oh yeah, that guy who's mostly famous for collaborating with PJ Harvey. When a singer releases an album, it's usually considered "their" album, even if someone else wrote and produced the music. It's been that way since like the beginning of the music publishing industry.

You made it longer than I did. After I recognized the first few jokes from "Uncle John's Big Bathroom Book of Cliched Sitcom Jokes" I switched over to watch the end of 24, which, ironically, is funnier than this show.

Fats: You knew that men enjoy fantasizing about sex with women, even women they don't have a chance with? Wow, that's some amazing insight you have! You really nailed us!

I didn't even know who she was when I saw May, but that was one of the most memorable characters in the movie, so I guess that means she did a good job!

You know what?
I would totally do her.

Great movie, but I don't remember her in it. Was she the other girl that worked at the vet's office?

The media reporting on the media
Like a circle jerk. Anyway, this article SEEMS to be implying that these two men were "canned" for being "controversial", but I read it differently: one was fired for downloading a pirated version of his bosses' movie (stupidity), and the other was moved to a new position because he…

I remember him from such films as…
When Zachary Beaver Came to Town and City Hunter: The Motion Picture, but I will also remember him for his legendary roles, such as "Man at Bar", "Saloon Keeper", and "Bartender".

And then Gokey says, "Maybe, but MY wife never talks back or nags me!"

Didn't she screw up the words too? It's hard to tell because of the way they had to truncate the song, and maybe that's why she got confused, but it sounded like she was screwing up the lyrics.

You forgot to mention his terrible outfit. It looked like a red and white rugby shirt underneath a navy blue Michael Jackson style pseudo-military jacket.

I thought he said he was going to sing "You Are My Sunshine", and I thought "Wow, this will be interesting."

What makes you think Seacrest doesn't know them? For all you know, maybe Lil's family has been hanging around all week and Ryan's been playing with the kids during rehearsals or something.