This happens more often than you think
Just yesterday I witnessed a family of religious cult members trying to marry their 11-year-old daughter to a dog, right in the middle of T.G.I.Fridays. I tried to intervene, but was distracted by a group of sorority sisters who were hazing new recruits in the parking lot. As I…

Megan has boobs? I hadn't noticed.

I think it's going to be either Roughneck, Little Rounds, Dirty Alexis, Blindy McBlind, or Anoop Dawg.

Too bad she still insists on showcasing her collapsing cleavage.

They were totally wrong last week, weren't they? Allison is safe, I'm sure of that.

Damn you, Netflix; get more copies!
Disc 1 has had a "Very Long Wait" on Netflix since it came out, so I still haven't seen it.

The same people who care about Eef Barzelay of Clem Snide?

Let's keep our fingers crossed…
…that their plane crashes.

ZMF says what we're all thinking.

Don't you remember? He did the theme song for Ed. And an indy film that nobody saw.

Cut me some slack; it's the first time I ever did that. (Oops, I did it again!)

I have no answer…
to your first question. Or the other two.

That actually sounds kind of funny.

The Wheat has already been optioned
M. Night will begin shooting it in 2010.

What would happen if I woke up to find out that my girlfriend was a vapid and brainless sack of flesh who was spreading her legs for a creepy old man who wears a robe all day? Probably look for a new girlfriend.

How did it get a theatrical release?
Every time I see the trailers and they say "only in theaters" it surprises me, because it seems like this is pure straight-to-DVD trash. What does it say about American culture when Slumdog Millionaire almost goes straight to DVD, and a movie like this gets a nationwide theatrical…

Can we retire the "Think smaller. Think more legs." joke now? I think I've seen that posted about a dozen times in the past two days.

I was a big fan of their daddies' sperm cells. I saw them perform in their dads' testicles. I don't think any show could match the intimacy of that performance.

Get rid of them yourself. Use an ad blocker.

If he wants to become a RECORDING artist I don't see why it makes any difference what his eyes look like.