But first, let's all enjoy a good old fashioned Frankenstein Friday.

I don't get in on the week-to-week community discussions because those articles are just a clusterfuck of quotes and dumb cliquey ass-grabbing, so I was taking this opportunity to express my opinion about something that everyone else has already talked about to the point of exhaustion months and months ago.

He was right. Chase's character got progressively more racist, belligerent and generally unlikable as Community went on, and not in a character-progression way, but in a lazy-writing way. Given his surly reputation it's remarkable that he made it through four seasons.

Is it safe to put people who keep making comments like this in the Insane Asylum? Mary Steenburgen, Helen Mirren, et al look great for their age (when you see them on screen, anyway) but they certainly don't look BETTER than they did 20 to 30 years ago.

Gotta wonder if that gimmicky name is still going to net them unwarrantedly huge album sales in a Post-Twilight world.

Jesus, you people. Mere months ago you were whining about how this show will probably be cancelled before the end of this season, and how dare NBC do that to one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and what on earth will we watch now??

Is there anything more tired and lame than the "if this was indie everyone would love it" argument.

I can't relate to the show AT ALL and that's one of the reasons I find it so entertaining. I have no idea how NYC 20-somethings live, that's just so far removed from my world. And if the reality of their life is anything like this (and I suspect this is waaaay over the top, because you know, sitcom), I'm very happy to…

You do know this is just a TV show, right

Yeah I think I've seen at least a dozen "hilarious" variations on Liam Neeson's "particular set of skills" speech over the last week alone. I'm sure one of the more logorrheic, attention-starved commenters will be along shortly to put their gut-busting spin on this fucking thing, too.

Yeah I think I've seen at least a dozen "hilarious" variations on Liam Neeson's "particular set of skills" speech over the last week alone. I'm sure one of the more logorrheic, attention-starved commenters will be along shortly to put their gut-busting spin on this fucking thing, too.

Haha … "brief"??

Haha … "brief"??

But I was ridiculously exaggerating for comic effect! This is the Onion after all. I thought all our comments were quasi-jokes. Even those that begin with phrases like "I know this feature has been dead for a long time" … I mean, what kind of pretentious blowhard would ever write something like without tongue firmly…

I know, a joke about Mad Men Season 5? I can't believe how OUTDATED that is. It's like, write about it within 4 hours after it aired, or FUCK OFF, people who write for websites!
So, are you like one of those idiots in that commercial who thinks it's the height of comedy/coolness to repeatedly tell everyone who dares to…

That IS really sad. That you dig Madonna, I mean.

"The Princess With the John Carter Tattoo"

Oh, so we have to learn HTML to make funny posts now? Fuck THAT

That's actually a cool idea that should be written up as a short story by someone whose imagination wasn't shortcircuited by electronic media years ago and who thusly spends all of his or her time on the fucking Internet in the middle of the night

Last time I was in Bangkok, twenty bucks went about as far as it did in the US … it'd get you a couple of drinks. In other words, not nearly enough to pay for a cute girl to accompany you to a movie then fuck you all night. That'd run you hundreds of dollars.