Right on. Canaan. That's where they made Lord of the Rings. I say we just move there, yo.

I think it's safe to assume that if a sequel gets made, all of the above will be played by Eddie Murphy.

The church has misled you, Comrade! You must take what is yours!

OK, just calm down. I have the manual around here somewhere, gimme a sec. Ah, here we are.

I'm a slasher, I must be stopped! A slasher … of savannahs! Ha ha ha! Join me on an expedition later, my cartography is criminal.

Oh, here we go with the McConaughey alarmism. Trust me, folks, it'll be many generations before we run out of McConaughey, and his environmental impact is negligible.

Shut the fuck up and let me triple deke in peace.

Pretty good song. TVotR rarely disappoints. The video might as well be called American Apparel Presents: Nature

We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's, uh, he's …, attitudey?

If Godfather II is Kid A, this is M. Night Shyamalan's dream.

Yeah, the moral panic aspect was undeniable, especially with the character "Faith" who, fittingly, attends an evangelical youth group.

On Saturday I spent the first part of the day around Hartford CT. Odd Future Wolfgang Paulette's nephew had a "New Life" ceremony at a unitarian church. I had never been to a unitarian service before. It was nice, and blessedly brief. After that I had lox for the first time and then we hung out with her family for a…

Twelve Days, Fourteen Nights

Well if it was your motha's recipe, most of the apples ended up coming out of his tookus! I'm joking, of coahse! Say hi to Mamala Pud for me, sweethaht, she's a mensch!

Hi, Kirk!

Mel Gibson is not hate-filled. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, ugly, hate-filled, but he is NOT a pornstar!

Thank you! I just had it stuffed.

Tragedy struck earlier today when Mel Gibson's lodge collapsed on top of him. He is survived by his wife [pictured] who was out gathering sticks at the time.

well, it may be full of tears, but witness: http://www.amazon.com/Bow-T…

If, uh, you're into that