Hey, come on. Not Even Going To Waste the Time had its moments.

I was thinking more like it begins right after Expendables II, on the expendables spacecraft, and unbeknownst to the other expendables (now in cryosleep), a Somalian made it on board and kills off everyone but Jovovich whose presence is unexplained.

I just hope it doesn't fall into the third movie curse and undo the integrity of the first two.

Adding a kink to the argument on the ethicality of torture: what if there is no imminent threat, but the guy looks like Paul Dano?

How many boards could the Canadians hoard if the Canadian hordes got bored

At least you're aware of your memory limitations now. Your transition to Geriatric Indie Kid should be smooth.

If and when this comes out, there should be another A.V. Club sponsored set of viewings, a la the first Bad Santa, along with a live production of Sean O'Neal Presents Entourage: The Tragedy of Brothello

Will Harris referring to this particular lite rock collection as a "slam dunk" is the best endorsement for lite rock I've ever encountered, by many orders of magnitude.

"Freeman! This report says you totaled five separate wand shops and an occult bookstore with that damned spell of yours! The mayor's gonna be all over my ass!"

I generally like the FOC's, but yours are typically the best by leaps and bounds, Jason. This is a great read.

Lots of fleeting ones, but the first one I remember clearly is Jena Malone in Donnie Darko, which came about freshman year of high school. She bore a resemblance to a girl I had a huge crush on. Since I was far too introverted to actually chat her up, I projected Jena's personality onto her, until like a year later…

So this fahkin long-haiuh thinks he can play Whitey Bulgah? Fahkin' please. Put ya stupid pirate hat back on, Mahky Mahk will take this role foah a fahkin' dawg and a beeah at Fenway!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Those moral blackmail, like-if-you-agree posts are the worst. I'd be OK with them if they had a sense of humor about themselves. For instance, dyslexia: "My son is no different than yours. Agree like if you."

Whoa. Upon clicking your profile, it appears we started commenting ON THE SAME DAY.

After struggling to even try to start learning Japanese for the past few months, I was heartened somewhat to realize my high school Spanish is still intact enough to understand what was being said in the trailer. Granted, "exclusivo" isn't exactly difficult, but still.

Thanks. I have SAW Volume II and recently listened to the Oneohtrix Point Never, but the rest are unknown.

AMC Theaters

God, I want to double-punch that screenshot from The Internship so bad

I read this headline and immediately interpreted it to mean that the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean 5 consists of the Kon-Tiki directors being signed on to direct Pirates of the Caribbean 5. This would be a fittingly meta conclusion to the series, I think.

No, no, and no. Currently investigating Haxan Cloak.